Spreadsheets never really die. They multiply in shared drives, grow hidden tabs nobody remembers adding, and quietly become the single point of failure behind decisions no one can explain a year later. This is a two-minute eulogy.
Built entirely in Remotion — video authored and rendered as code, not timelines — the piece treats the shift from spreadsheet to dashboard as what it actually is: not a redesign, but an intervention. Rows become bars. Tabs become views. A thousand identical cells resolve, finally, into one shape you can read at a glance.
The joke doubles as the argument. If a spreadsheet could tell its own story, it would need help doing it — same eleven-point font, same gridlines, straining to hold a narrative it was never built to carry. A dashboard doesn’t strain. It just shows you the point.
A self-directed piece — no client attached — made to think through motion and data at the same time Remotion pushed the studio to start thinking in code instead of keyframes.